Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Daddy, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Well, because when I'm buying horses I want to make sure they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Johnny, looking worried said, "Dad, I think the UPS man wants to buy mom!"
Hee hee! Have a good weekend everyone!
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