One morning a husband returns home after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not very familiar with the lake his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors the boat and starts reading a book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up along side the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book." She replies. )(Thinking, Isn't that obvious?)
"Well, you're in a restricted fishing area." He informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment in your boat. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that I'll have to charge you with sexual assault." says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you!" says the game warden.
"That's true--but you have all the equpiment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
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